- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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