- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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