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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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