How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A young baby died.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

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