- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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