- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What would u like to drink?

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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