how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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