- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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