How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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