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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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