Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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