Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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