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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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