Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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