- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

a person who will soon die of beeties

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