If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Penis

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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