Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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