- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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