- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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