i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A hill billy went fishing

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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