- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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