ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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the WNBA.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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