Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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