Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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