- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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