- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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