Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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