- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Good job, son.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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