- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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