Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Banana

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Anti Joke

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