What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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