Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

thumb_up thumb_down +65

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +33

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

thumb_up thumb_down +33

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

nathan palmer has a big head !

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops