why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Lacrosse

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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DERP

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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