What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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