Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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black people. that is all...

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i like potatoes

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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The Aristocrats

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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