What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Anti jokes are funny

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's 9 +10 19

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's big? Jupiter.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

No.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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