whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

The jets are a good team..

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

George W. Bush

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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