Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

cheese

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

penis

black people. that is all...

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

hi my name is? joe

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