- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

son, you're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Hey, come here often? No.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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