"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

i like potatoes

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

black people. that is all...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

balls in ya mouf

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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