Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Jess Burns

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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