- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

CHEEZECAKE

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Liars go to hell! -God

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

I love you very much.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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