"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Lockerbie bombing

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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