- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lockerbie bombing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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