- Anti Joke

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Goat balls.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

AROUND

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

BIG PENIS

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

does this look unsure to you?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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