- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Five guys one rape.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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