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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

who just made fun of katie matt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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