All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Hey, come here often? No.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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