- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Military intelligence.

I like to eat.

Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Kenny G

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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