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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hello world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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