How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

The jets are a good team..

Dani Barton = Stupid

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A black succeeds

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

your all shit at jokes

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Is Carly smart? No.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

The mets are 3-0 this season

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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