What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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