- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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