What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Hello.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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