- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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