- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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