Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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