- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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