- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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