- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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