What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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