What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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