- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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