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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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