- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

How do you make a little girl cry?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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