"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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