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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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