- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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