- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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