- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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