- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did one computer say to the other .........

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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