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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

YOU

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

YOU

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't