- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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