- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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