- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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