Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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