- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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