- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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