what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Fat? Jesse Z

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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