- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Potassium? K.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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