- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A women left the kitchen.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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