- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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