- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Allah walked into AK Bar

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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