Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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