- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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