In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Anti Joke

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