I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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