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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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