Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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