Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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HOLY COW!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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